unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(Source: chickensandwich, via egberts)

I can hear Christmas music playing somewhere.

daveterezi:

sleepingwithveiledmice:

harlequin-nepeta:

sylph-of-twerk:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

harlequin-nepeta:

what if tumblr was red

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wait i made more

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my 3666th post is a tumblr hemospectrum

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mutant tumblr

oh my god

this makes me uncomfortable

I WAS GOING CRAZY BECAUSE THERE WASNT ONE FOR VRISKA.

And then I realised its the normal one.

(Source: ampourmeaglass, via marceline-your-vampire-queen)